Keeping the Disabled in their Place
Oct. 28th, 2006 11:10 pm♠
As all Americans cannot help knowing, the political ad campaigns have been especially nasty during these last weeks of what looks to be shaping up as something of a quasi-historic election. One of the nastier ones is that concerning Michael J. Fox and the little feud that Rush Limbaugh has started with him, over whether Fox is exaggerating his Parkinson's symptoms when doing an ad supporting a Democratic candidate who favors embryonic stem-cell research. Jon Swift has done the best with that material as far as I have seen so far:
It is compassionate conservatism, not fuck-us-blue conservatism. We need to stand up more to special interests and cute celebrities. And we must keep science in its place!
Sometimes it's best just to let go and have some fun with these things, like Mardi Gras.
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As all Americans cannot help knowing, the political ad campaigns have been especially nasty during these last weeks of what looks to be shaping up as something of a quasi-historic election. One of the nastier ones is that concerning Michael J. Fox and the little feud that Rush Limbaugh has started with him, over whether Fox is exaggerating his Parkinson's symptoms when doing an ad supporting a Democratic candidate who favors embryonic stem-cell research. Jon Swift has done the best with that material as far as I have seen so far:
Rush Limbaugh has always had the courage to fight enemies no one else would dare to take on, but this week he launched his bravest attack yet against a group of people whose power has long gone unchecked: The Disabled. You would think handicapped people would be satisfied when we gave them all of the good parking spaces. You would think they would be a little appreciative for all the wheelchair ramps and the Braille elevator numbers (which I have yet to see anyone use) which have cost businesses a lot of money. You would think that after passing the Americans for Disabilities Act they would just say thank you and shut up. But they just keep wanting more.
It is compassionate conservatism, not fuck-us-blue conservatism. We need to stand up more to special interests and cute celebrities. And we must keep science in its place!
Sometimes it's best just to let go and have some fun with these things, like Mardi Gras.