Monk

The Pentagon has released some of the goodies they collected from the Osama raid, including this video of Osama watching TV reports of himself.



He may not have been living in a cave, but that's a pretty shitty TV. He doesn't even have an Xbox.

The Islamists have sent us another love message on tape, speaking of Obama’s election. And they are calling him a ‘house negro’, saying he may have been born to a Muslim father, but he has chosen the way of the enemies of Muslims. It’s craziness of course. Not all Muslims are terrorists, and terrorists are the only enemies that we have.