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Ann Coulter has practically dropped from the mainstream media radar, I think, in a kind of informal exile, but there was another little Coulter controversy a couple of weeks back, in which she said that Jews need to be "perfected" or converted. Although I have been a fan of these little Coulter tempests, I have been inclined lately to pass over her, myself, but when someone comes up with a video like this, you have to share the love!


The Ann Coulter Love Song

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October 9, 2007 -- CHRISTIAN "media watchdog group" The Resistance is all worked up over the ultra-femme anchors of Fox News. The group's leader, Mark Dice, rants in an e-mail, "I see shorter skirts on the women of Fox News than I do on the prostitutes being arrested on cop shows." Fox responded, "We're always flattered to have everyone talking about us in one form or another."

-- New York Post, Page Six



It has been better, but it does look like Fox News has loosened up a little, again. It was getting a bit prim and prudish there for awhile. It is not hawt enough for me to want to tune in regularly again, but I do check it out from time to time to see if it may get better yet.

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Email is good for one thing only: flirtation. The problem with flirtation has always been that the nervousness you feel in front of the object of your infatuation deprives you of your wittiness. But with email you can spend an hour refining a casual sally. You trade clever notes as weightless, pretty, and tickling as feathers. The email, like the Petrarchan sonnet, is properly a seduction device, and everyone knows that the SUBJECT line should really read PRETEXT.

-- "Against E-Mail" in n+1 Magazine

I cannot say I'm overwhelmed by e-mail, myself, but they definitely outnumber my phone calls and dates. I'm pretty cool with it, so long as it isn't any of that goatse crap. Hawt babes sending nude pics, of course, is love.

( The whole long rant )

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George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and Joe Lieberman are all flying over New Orleans in a Blackhawk, surveying the progress that has been made in rebuilding the city and the levees. As they fly over the Ninth Ward, Cheney looks out the window, grins, and says, "You know, I could throw a thousand-dollar bill out the window right now and make one of those poor bastards very happy."

Bush says, "Well, I could throw ten hundred-dollar bills out the window right now and make TEN people very happy."

Not to be outdone, Lieberman chimes in, "Oh yeah? Well, I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a HUNDRED Americans very happy."

Hearing this, the copter pilot rolls his eyes and says, "Man, I could throw all three of you out the window and make 300 million Americans very happy."

-- Andrew Sullivan Blog

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I just came across this joke that really picked up my spirits. In case it has not completely made the rounds yet, I will help it do so.

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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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In the old joke, two rabbis are sitting in a cafe. One is reading a Jewish newspaper, but the other opens a notorious neo-Nazi rag. The first, stunned, says, "Why would you read that?" The second replies: "In your paper, I read how Jews are being harassed and persecuted and endangered. In this one, I read that Jews are rich! Jews are clever! Jews run the world! I prefer good news."

-- Steve Chapman for RealClearPolitics.com

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