Monk's Foodless Diet

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In his middle age, when pizza and Mexican food no longer settles as easily in his stomach, and as his body is more given to open rebellion, Monk has been drawn back to the basic question of what should one eat. This morning I came across this twelve-page article on the subject, and I have not gone beyond the first page, but it opens like this:

Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.

That, more or less, is the short answer to the supposedly incredibly complicated and confusing question of what we humans should eat in order to be maximally healthy. I hate to give away the game right here at the beginning of a long essay, and I confess that I’m tempted to complicate matters in the interest of keeping things going for a few thousand more words. I’ll try to resist but will go ahead and add a couple more details to flesh out the advice. Like: A little meat won’t kill you, though it’s better approached as a side dish than as a main. And you’re much better off eating whole fresh foods than processed food products. That’s what I mean by the recommendation to eat “food.” Once, food was all you could eat, but today there are lots of other edible foodlike substances in the supermarket. These novel products of food science often come in packages festooned with health claims, which brings me to a related rule of thumb: if you’re concerned about your health, you should probably avoid food products that make health claims. Why? Because a health claim on a food product is a good indication that it’s not really food, and food is what you want to eat.

I am so fucked! It is so bad that Monk does not even care for 'food' that has those fancy health claims, thinking that it detracts from the flavor.

(Source: Michael Pollan for The New York Times)

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