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Of course, this doesn't help your figure very well, but if sex isn't happening anyway, it is a sort of consolation. Although pepperoni is rather vanilla, there is the triple-meat and supreme pizzas for the hard hardcore, as well as things like pineapple pizza for the more frilly and fruity tastes. You can go all kinds of ways.
