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WASHINGTON (CNN) — Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.

...

Flynt and Francis concede the industry itself is in no financial danger — DVD sales have slipped over the past year, but Web traffic has continued to grow.

But the industry leaders said the issue is a nation in need. "People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."


-- CNN

Flynt and Francis are spoofing the bailout mania, of course, but the claim may be more reputable than that of many Wall Street and corporate execs - the greatest robber barons yet.

Recession and the Sex Business

Date: 2009-01-08 03:38 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] poovanna.livejournal.com
Nice satire.

It is very interesting to analyze if the profitability of the sex business is directly proportional to a nation's economic prosperity. I kid you not, some people have given this some serious thought!

Some guys believe this to be untrue, and posit an inverse relationship (At least when it comes to prostitution.) This is because they view it as a Giffen Good. Here is an explanation as to why this is so. And here is a good counter-argument to it.

Re: Recession and the Sex Business

Date: 2009-01-08 04:12 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] hardblue.livejournal.com
Yeah, I should think people can more readily go without sex than food (such as rice). I should know, heh.

I think such low-price entertainment (not prostitution but porn movies and the like) keeps up during downturns. For instance, I take it that people still go out to see movies (regular, non-porn kind) as much if not more - looking for needed distraction that is at least within their modest budget. We need to live vicariously more than ever.

Lipstick Index

Date: 2009-01-08 07:15 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] poovanna.livejournal.com
Apparently your ideas have found a following with women.

There is already the Lipstick Index; where the sales of lipstick rise in a recession, because the chicks do not want to spend on more expensive dresses etc.

Sheesh! These economists seem to have colorful explanations for every damn thing. I have my doubts as to whether it is a ``science.''

Re: Lipstick Index

Date: 2009-01-08 02:16 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] hardblue.livejournal.com
My favorite is the correlation between the length of hemlines and the stock market: when the market is soaring, hemlines rise excitingly high; but when the market is falling, so do the hemlines. That's easy to understand: when there is a lot of money in the air, women are more aggressive about selling themselves. But that's bad news now, since the market has been crashing and may not rise for a looong time - and I love short hemlines (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/Sexy_miniskirt_high_heels_and_pink_G-String.jpg).

Date: 2009-01-09 03:37 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] tookhernowhere.livejournal.com
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If we bail out the adult industry, there should be free full-length porn made available to all taxpayers. No wussy little teaser previews. Give us our tax dollars' worth!

I also want Wall Street to eventually return my money (maybe in the form of an investment account?), and the auto industry to make some durable, efficient, but no-frills cars to sell cheap to taxpayers who can't afford/don't want to shell out for more luxurious models. It's only fair, right?

Date: 2009-01-09 02:23 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] hardblue.livejournal.com
I'd be content if the execs would just stop giving themselves hundreds of millions per year in pay and bonuses for failure.

As for the porn, notwithstanding child porn, I'd be happy if they would just stop trying to ban the racier stuff and respect free speech!

A little fairness, a little freedom - the American way!

Re: Lipstick Index

Date: 2009-01-09 04:28 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] wordlesswriter.livejournal.com
actully this makes sense to me. as I rencently bought some flavored lip gloss for my husbands enjoyment instead of some sexy little outfit. he was rather happy with the new lip gloss. but it was never anything I really used in the past so it may just be a novalty to him. that something new and unexpected factor.

Re: Lipstick Index

Date: 2009-01-09 05:59 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] poovanna.livejournal.com
That is soo sweet! :)

It is nice to treat yourself to an inexpensive pick-me-up, ever so often, in these times. I do that all the time as well.

Except that I ``pamper'' myself with books. Got myself a cute little algorithms book from the library, yesterday. I am looking forward to reading it over the weekend.

Re: Lipstick Index

Date: 2009-01-09 07:04 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] wordlesswriter.livejournal.com
lol..I hadn't really thought of it as pampering myself, more as pampering him, but since I wear it for more attention then I guess it would be pampering me too.
a good book is a wonderful pampering thing. I would think of that as pamering myself too. or a new pair of shoes. don't know what it is about shoes that draw me sooo....
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