Diet Soda?

[monk222]

"If you haven't tasted Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi, but would like an idea of what it tastes like, do this - keep a straw in your pocket and wander around outside until you find a pigeon or squirrel that's been dead for, oh, say three months. Stick the straw into the dead animal and suck. Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi tastes like that, except worse. Plus, the taste lingers in your mouth for months. And gradually gets worse until it's like your mouth was invaded by the notoriously rare and deadly Asian Shit Ant."

-- William K. Wolfrum

I swear off all diet sodas, though I shouldn't. If I were more motivated, it sounds like I should just stick to water anyway. Along with a daily crust of bread. Only true love could supply that kind of motivation, that is, a big-breasted beauty with some fancier ideas of submissive femininity and rough sex. Otherwise, I may as well stick to the Real Thing and have a coke and a snack, and enjoy life a little.

Comments

[agloriousday.livejournal.com]

There are people to whom diet pop tastes just like what was described there, and I'm one of those people. I used to drink a ridiculous amount of pop, but then I dehydrated myself to the point of kidney stones.

Ever since then all I've had was water and carbonated mineral water.

Life will never be as sweet, but now I don't even like sweets, so it's alright.

[poovanna.livejournal.com]

but then I dehydrated myself to the point of kidney stones.

Ow! I better give up my diet coke habit pronto!

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

I have to envy your sweets-free life. I imagine that would do wonders for my health and figure, though it probably couldn't be as nice as your figure. ;)

[agloriousday.livejournal.com]

my life is not sweets-free, but I just don't like them that much. And I guess I hate pop :)