The Perils of Lindsay Lohan

[monk222]

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Now Lindsay Lohan is going to give our criminal justice system a little tour, after it has barely gotten a rest from Paris's little visit.

I saw a news report today in which she assures us that the cocaine the police found in her pocket was not her drugs. She was just holding it for someone, being a pal, you know. So, we needn't worry.

Good luck with that, babe! Maybe your lawyers can make that work. Of course, that defense wouldn't even draw a smirky chuckle if it came from an underclass urban minority.

I actually don't like her odds. The Establishment seems to want to make an example of these privileged party girls. Cracking down. As if to try to retard the decline of civilization. Good luck with that, too!

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Comments

[poovanna.livejournal.com]

It's sad how much drug use is demonized in this country :-(

[hardblue.livejournal.com]

Well, drug use does often lead to drug abuse. But, in any case, you really only have to be discreet about it. America is as wild as any country, I believe, maybe even wilder than all other countries - just ask the Islamists! We just have to be hypocritical about it in public, because America also likes to maintain a holier-than-thou ideal.