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Oh, man, Britney and Paris out on the town and getting wasted together! Is this not the ultimate Monk fantasy? And now that Britney is single again, she is starting to look hawt again. God, won't you put together a Monk on Blonde sandwich, and I'll forgive everything else! Especially if I then get to put out the sex video on the Internet.

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Oh, man, Britney and Paris out on the town and getting wasted together! Is this not the ultimate Monk fantasy? And now that Britney is single again, she is starting to look hawt again. God, won't you put together a Monk on Blonde sandwich, and I'll forgive everything else! Especially if I then get to put out the sex video on the Internet.