Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill were here for about half an hour. They left with a few bags of groceries. I guess they must not be doing that great. Maybe this explains why he still plays like he is good pals with Pop. Middle-age definitely hasn't been very kind to Jill, as she is racking up the poundage. I wonder if Jack still has a pretty lively extra-marital sex life, or if middle-age has made him more risk-averse, leaving him more inclined to play it safe. Aside from height and muscles, he is still a very good-looking man in his upper-forties. I'm sure that even pretty teenage girls wouldn't mind going to bed with him, something I never got even when I was a teenager.