The Seduction of John Edwards
Aug. 9th, 2008 08:20 amWhen it comes to politicians and sex, our expectations are not all that great. Human nature being what it is, there will continue to be adultery no matter how many instructive scandals they’re exposed to. But you really would think that by now they’d know how to make a decent public confession.
Yet there was John Edwards, ignoring the many, many previous examples of why it is so important to admit the truth quickly and keep it simple. Unable to deny any longer that he had had an affair with a campaign worker, he insisted on parsing. It was all a mistake. If she was paid off, it wasn’t my money. And, in what may be a new high in the annals of weaseldom: my wife’s cancer was in remission.
-- Gail Collins for The New York Times
Since Edwards is already out of the running, this outcome strikes me as trivial, but I couldn't pass up the 'cancer remission' line, in which I suppose he is asserting that he is at least better than the 'family values' Republican Newt Gingrich, who made his wife sign onto unfair divorce terms so that he could go to his other-woman while the wife was still in the hospital recovering from uterine cancer surgery - everything is relative.
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"I think this President has shown a remarkable disrespect for his office, for the moral dimensions of leadership, for his friends, for his wife, for his precious daughter. It is breathtaking to me the level to which that disrespect has risen."
-- John Edwards on Bill Clinton, 1999
Yet there was John Edwards, ignoring the many, many previous examples of why it is so important to admit the truth quickly and keep it simple. Unable to deny any longer that he had had an affair with a campaign worker, he insisted on parsing. It was all a mistake. If she was paid off, it wasn’t my money. And, in what may be a new high in the annals of weaseldom: my wife’s cancer was in remission.
-- Gail Collins for The New York Times
Since Edwards is already out of the running, this outcome strikes me as trivial, but I couldn't pass up the 'cancer remission' line, in which I suppose he is asserting that he is at least better than the 'family values' Republican Newt Gingrich, who made his wife sign onto unfair divorce terms so that he could go to his other-woman while the wife was still in the hospital recovering from uterine cancer surgery - everything is relative.
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"I think this President has shown a remarkable disrespect for his office, for the moral dimensions of leadership, for his friends, for his wife, for his precious daughter. It is breathtaking to me the level to which that disrespect has risen."
-- John Edwards on Bill Clinton, 1999