Aug. 30th, 2006

monk222: (Noir Detective)

The unpredictable factor in this game of brinkmanship is Ahmadinejad. In another defiant move, he laid out a radical vision of an Iranian new world order. The U.N. Security Council is an outdated relic of the post-World War II era and should be abandoned, he said.

-- David Ignatius for The Washington Post

That's funny, a lot of Americans have been thinking the same thing about the U.N. in total.

Indeed, when thinking about its World War II origins, one can marvel that France should have been made a permanent, veto-wielding member of the Security Council. I gather it was because we wanted more weight against the Russians and the Chinese, and we thought, all things considered, that the French would be on our side. Now, that's really funny!

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monk222: (Noir Detective)

The unpredictable factor in this game of brinkmanship is Ahmadinejad. In another defiant move, he laid out a radical vision of an Iranian new world order. The U.N. Security Council is an outdated relic of the post-World War II era and should be abandoned, he said.

-- David Ignatius for The Washington Post

That's funny, a lot of Americans have been thinking the same thing about the U.N. in total.

Indeed, when thinking about its World War II origins, one can marvel that France should have been made a permanent, veto-wielding member of the Security Council. I gather it was because we wanted more weight against the Russians and the Chinese, and we thought, all things considered, that the French would be on our side. Now, that's really funny!

xXx
monk222: (Panties!)

A Wonkette operative alerts us to a curious example of TSA terror-liquid leniency: While you can’t bring hand lotion or even lip gloss in your carryon, you can carry “up to 4 oz.” of “personal lubricants.”

That’s right, frequent flyers: Bogus terror threats or not, Homeland Security wants you to have comfortable anal sex while flying.

Next time the high-school-dropout TSA goons try to take your moisturizer, conditioner, Neosporin, suntan lotion, bath oil or hair gel, just look ‘em straight in the eyes and say, “It’s personal lubricant, and it’s for fucking.”


-- Wonkette

Of course, terrorism is a vital concern, but life has to go on!

xXx
monk222: (Panties!)

A Wonkette operative alerts us to a curious example of TSA terror-liquid leniency: While you can’t bring hand lotion or even lip gloss in your carryon, you can carry “up to 4 oz.” of “personal lubricants.”

That’s right, frequent flyers: Bogus terror threats or not, Homeland Security wants you to have comfortable anal sex while flying.

Next time the high-school-dropout TSA goons try to take your moisturizer, conditioner, Neosporin, suntan lotion, bath oil or hair gel, just look ‘em straight in the eyes and say, “It’s personal lubricant, and it’s for fucking.”


-- Wonkette

Of course, terrorism is a vital concern, but life has to go on!

xXx

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