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I noticed in one of those commendable articles on Canada.com, this week, which made Drudge, that the green people have discovered “environmentally-aware sex”. It was overdue. The Italian Communist Party took much less time to discover ideologically-aware sex, and by the 1960s had a manual instructing party members that, “Sex, without class-consciousness, cannot give satisfaction, even if repeated to infinity.”
But once again, we find that the Communists were a little deeper than their “environmentalcase” successors. For the “green sex” that Greenpeace is currently selling rejects only stuff like, “sex toys containing phthalates, controversial chemical plasticizers believed by some to be hazardous to humans and the environment alike.”
Make a note of that, gentle reader: no more phthalates in your sex toys. And a shopping hint: Babeland.com now offers vibrators, soy massage candles, natural lubricants, and condoms that not only do not contain phthalates, but have never been tested on animals. Also, Greenpeace recommends S&M paddles made from sustainably-harvested timber. Some of their other suggestions are more dubious, for instance, “shower together”. For what if it takes twice as much time?
-- David Warren at RealClearPolitics.com
I suppose our Christianists can boast that, once again, abstinence is the best answer. At least for the environment. Judging by Monk, I don't think it does much for your mental health - better to live dangerously and fuck the envirnoment.
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I noticed in one of those commendable articles on Canada.com, this week, which made Drudge, that the green people have discovered “environmentally-aware sex”. It was overdue. The Italian Communist Party took much less time to discover ideologically-aware sex, and by the 1960s had a manual instructing party members that, “Sex, without class-consciousness, cannot give satisfaction, even if repeated to infinity.”
But once again, we find that the Communists were a little deeper than their “environmentalcase” successors. For the “green sex” that Greenpeace is currently selling rejects only stuff like, “sex toys containing phthalates, controversial chemical plasticizers believed by some to be hazardous to humans and the environment alike.”
Make a note of that, gentle reader: no more phthalates in your sex toys. And a shopping hint: Babeland.com now offers vibrators, soy massage candles, natural lubricants, and condoms that not only do not contain phthalates, but have never been tested on animals. Also, Greenpeace recommends S&M paddles made from sustainably-harvested timber. Some of their other suggestions are more dubious, for instance, “shower together”. For what if it takes twice as much time?
-- David Warren at RealClearPolitics.com
I suppose our Christianists can boast that, once again, abstinence is the best answer. At least for the environment. Judging by Monk, I don't think it does much for your mental health - better to live dangerously and fuck the envirnoment.
