Hef: Octogenarian Playboy

[monk222]

♠
An LJer posted at the celebrity community some provocative material on Playboy Hugh Hefner that I have to get down on this record.

Apparently, if you want to become a playmate of the year, or if you are just a stripper or lesser known porn star who wants to get in Playboy, you have to play at Hef's sex parties, which include these heated elements:

• Hefner invites women into his lair. The night the source was there, 12 women were in the room. Each must bathe and wear identical pink pajamas. If they don’t want to have sex with the 78 year-old perv, they can leave their pajama bottoms on.


• On the night the source was there, Heff got a hummer from his current girlfriend to start the action. 10 of the 12 girls then took turns having sex with him, taking about two minutes each while the other participants cheered him on. He took Viagra to perform and did not wear a condom.


• Women paired up for simulated lesbian sex for Heff’s benefit, but according to the source most of them weren’t into it and didn’t even like each other.


• The session ended with him having anal sex with the girlfriend, who wiped off his penis beforehand, as if that did something to prevent STDs.

As for the question how does a man in his seventies and eighties have sex with that many women:

He doesn’t really do anything. He just lies there with his Viagra erection. It’s just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They’ll yell things like, “Fuckk her daddy, fuck her daddaddy!” There’s a lot of cheerleader going on!

"Some people really get to live," Monk sighs.

pablobastard says that is not possible, that it would kill a man. I know that just one blonde almost gave Monk a heart attack when he was only in his early twenties. But blondes really excite Monk a lot.

...........

Sources

OhNoTheyDidnt post

Cele/Bitchy.com

xXx