Miley Cyrus has a new music video "Malibu", singing on the beach, all mellow and cutesy. She is still such a dreamgirl hottie. I can watch her singing in bikini bottoms and shorty shorts all day. This is my ideal of heaven now. When I die, I wake up on that beach with her as if from a pleasant nap. I will tell her that I had a strange dream, and she will ask me, "Was I in it?" I will tell her, "No, it was not a very happy dream."