More Facebook Humor

[monk222]

“Remember five years ago when nobody was on Facebook and you didn’t know what the guy you took high school biology with was having for lunch? Remember how that was totally fine? Let’s go back to that.”

-- Jimmy Kimmel

Kimmel is asking people to unfriend those who really aren't your friends. I'm for anything that knocks Facebooks down a peg, but I appreciate that it's easier to like a person in e-life than in real life, and you can never have enough pleasant distractions. Personally, I could use a few more hotties to stalk, but unfortunately some of us cannot even measure up to others' e-standards - that's when you know you are low. It's a good thing I have these voices in my head to keep me company.

Comments

[miss-next.livejournal.com]

Heh. Why, incidentally, do we not have each other added on FB? :-)

Join us!

[poovanna.livejournal.com]

You can do it, buddy - Become one of us. Join the dark side! :) At first glance, engaging in vapid, inane conversation may seem like a waste of one's time. But linger a bit & you will be drawn to it.

No more busting your hump creating perfect sentences for that perfect post. That's because Facebook doesn't care about what you write! You could only post what you had for lunch everyday, for a year, & it would still love you no matter what :)

Facebook doesn't judge.

Take it from a recent convert, it's totally awesome! Besides, several million people can't all be wrong, right? :)