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The Blowjob that Destroyed the World
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According to a special on the ABC network, 9-11 happened because Bill Clinton was preoccupied with a sex scandal. I hope the authors of history books migrate toward that opinion. It would make 8th grade a lot more entertaining, especially since 9-11 will probably lead to WWIII between radical Islam on one side and various radical infidels on the other. I figure we’re one dirty bomb away from that.
Teacher: “Billy, can you explain what caused World War III?”
Billy: “Some skank in a blue dress gave the president a hummer?”
Teacher: “Very good, Billy. For homework I would like the class to depict the scene using macaroni.”
-- Dilbert Blog
Just a reminder that we are going into the home stretch of the 2006 elections. There is even talk that they have Osama's head on ice for a nice October surprise. It promises to be an interesting month.
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According to a special on the ABC network, 9-11 happened because Bill Clinton was preoccupied with a sex scandal. I hope the authors of history books migrate toward that opinion. It would make 8th grade a lot more entertaining, especially since 9-11 will probably lead to WWIII between radical Islam on one side and various radical infidels on the other. I figure we’re one dirty bomb away from that.
Teacher: “Billy, can you explain what caused World War III?”
Billy: “Some skank in a blue dress gave the president a hummer?”
Teacher: “Very good, Billy. For homework I would like the class to depict the scene using macaroni.”
-- Dilbert Blog
Just a reminder that we are going into the home stretch of the 2006 elections. There is even talk that they have Osama's head on ice for a nice October surprise. It promises to be an interesting month.