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While harvesting the news this morning, Monk learns that he is a power user. That sounds about right, heh. Specifically, though, a power user was defined as somebody who checks out an online newspaper about everyday. Of course, this Reuters report was about a study for online newspapers, so that it might be taken as obvious flattery, but we will not let that deter us from taking up the banner.
Sweet e-life! If only this applied to real life as well. Not to mention Monk's sex life. I can imagine it now...
“Whoa!” girl one exclaims. “You got a date with Monk tonight!?”
“Uh, yeah,” answers girl two. “Why?”
“In case you don't know, Monk is a power user,” girl one nods knowingly. “You are likely to be one sore little girlie tomorrow!”
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While harvesting the news this morning, Monk learns that he is a power user. That sounds about right, heh. Specifically, though, a power user was defined as somebody who checks out an online newspaper about everyday. Of course, this Reuters report was about a study for online newspapers, so that it might be taken as obvious flattery, but we will not let that deter us from taking up the banner.
Sweet e-life! If only this applied to real life as well. Not to mention Monk's sex life. I can imagine it now...
“Whoa!” girl one exclaims. “You got a date with Monk tonight!?”
“Uh, yeah,” answers girl two. “Why?”
“In case you don't know, Monk is a power user,” girl one nods knowingly. “You are likely to be one sore little girlie tomorrow!”
