11. Elephant Ears
May. 7th, 2013 10:14 amToo many fucking elephant ears. Mother may have had a little knack for arts and crafts, but she did not really have more know-how than Pop. Blame it on lower-class life. And as for plants, forget about it! The old joke: she didn’t have a green thumb, she had the black thumb of death. Even these elephant ears would have died, if I had not decided to see if a lot more water might help. Although they do not thrive in our summers, they can live if you pour enough water on them. My problem today is that she did not quite understand what she was putting in the ground. It is not just one ear per seed. No, siree! I have tried pulling some out by the roots over the years, but they always seem to come back. Like I said, I inherited all my know-how. And I certainly haven’t added to it.