Writer's Block: Born to do it
Apr. 19th, 2011 09:54 am[Error: unknown template qotd]
I'm reminded of a poster that I got back in the Bay Horse days, and which I have pinned on my wall here to this day next to my computer. It is in the form of a clipping from the 'wanted' ads in the newspapers and reads:
I'm reminded of a poster that I got back in the Bay Horse days, and which I have pinned on my wall here to this day next to my computer. It is in the form of a clipping from the 'wanted' ads in the newspapers and reads:
THE RIGHT JOB - No experience necessary. $250,000 starting salary. Company Lamborghini and sexy assistant included. No boss. No commute. No stress. Come in late. Leave early. Three-hour lunches. Unlimited vacation. Responsibilities will include drinking coffee and staring thoughtfully out window. No education or formal training needed. Lack of motivation a plus. Under-achievers welcome. Call today if you can. But don't worry, we'll hold the job for you.Too bad it's just a joke. I stare thoughtfully out the window so well.