Jury Summons?

Fuckityfukfuk, why would they do this to me!? I thought the powers-that-be long gave up on the idea of my being a respectable citizen. They hadn’t done this to me since Mother shot herself over ten years ago.

If they could read into my heart, I am sure they would rather put me on trial as a defendant, if not for any known crime, then for crimes unknown, or even just those crimes most horridly imagined in my perverted brain. Who am I to judge anyone guilty or not guilty?

Though, like the other times, they will probably keep me off of any actual panels, and I will just sit in the big room of unused jurors all day, like so many broken and unwanted dolls, which is almost as bad as being selected to jump through the lawyers' hoops all day or for several days. I still have to get up at a godless five in the morning and ride the bus all day, fuckityfukfuk!

Jury Summons?

Fuckityfukfuk, why would they do this to me!? I thought the powers-that-be long gave up on the idea of my being a respectable citizen. They hadn’t done this to me since Mother shot herself over ten years ago.

If they could read into my heart, I am sure they would rather put me on trial as a defendant, if not for any known crime, then for crimes unknown, or even just those crimes most horridly imagined in my perverted brain. Who am I to judge anyone guilty or not guilty?

Though, like the other times, they will probably keep me off of any actual panels, and I will just sit in the big room of unused jurors all day, like so many broken and unwanted dolls, which is almost as bad as being selected to jump through the lawyers' hoops all day or for several days. I still have to get up at a godless five in the morning and ride the bus all day, fuckityfukfuk!