The Perils of Lindsay Lohan
Jul. 25th, 2007 03:12 pm♠
Now Lindsay Lohan is going to give our criminal justice system a little tour, after it has barely gotten a rest from Paris's little visit.
I saw a news report today in which she assures us that the cocaine the police found in her pocket was not her drugs. She was just holding it for someone, being a pal, you know. So, we needn't worry.
Good luck with that, babe! Maybe your lawyers can make that work. Of course, that defense wouldn't even draw a smirky chuckle if it came from an underclass urban minority.
I actually don't like her odds. The Establishment seems to want to make an example of these privileged party girls. Cracking down. As if to try to retard the decline of civilization. Good luck with that, too!
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Now Lindsay Lohan is going to give our criminal justice system a little tour, after it has barely gotten a rest from Paris's little visit.
I saw a news report today in which she assures us that the cocaine the police found in her pocket was not her drugs. She was just holding it for someone, being a pal, you know. So, we needn't worry.
Good luck with that, babe! Maybe your lawyers can make that work. Of course, that defense wouldn't even draw a smirky chuckle if it came from an underclass urban minority.
I actually don't like her odds. The Establishment seems to want to make an example of these privileged party girls. Cracking down. As if to try to retard the decline of civilization. Good luck with that, too!