The Thing About Paris

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Paris Hilton has admitted that she’s "not like that smart".

-- Beci Wood for The Sun

Another illusion comes crashing down on my head. It's like there is nothing to cling to. No one to trust. No one to take my love to. It just feels like the world is falling apart and no one cares.

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The Thing About Paris

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Paris Hilton has admitted that she’s "not like that smart".

-- Beci Wood for The Sun

Another illusion comes crashing down on my head. It's like there is nothing to cling to. No one to trust. No one to take my love to. It just feels like the world is falling apart and no one cares.

xXx

The Blowjob that Destroyed the World

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According to a special on the ABC network, 9-11 happened because Bill Clinton was preoccupied with a sex scandal. I hope the authors of history books migrate toward that opinion. It would make 8th grade a lot more entertaining, especially since 9-11 will probably lead to WWIII between radical Islam on one side and various radical infidels on the other. I figure we’re one dirty bomb away from that.

Teacher: “Billy, can you explain what caused World War III?”

Billy: “Some skank in a blue dress gave the president a hummer?”

Teacher: “Very good, Billy. For homework I would like the class to depict the scene using macaroni.”

-- Dilbert Blog

Just a reminder that we are going into the home stretch of the 2006 elections. There is even talk that they have Osama's head on ice for a nice October surprise. It promises to be an interesting month.

xXx

The Blowjob that Destroyed the World

♠
According to a special on the ABC network, 9-11 happened because Bill Clinton was preoccupied with a sex scandal. I hope the authors of history books migrate toward that opinion. It would make 8th grade a lot more entertaining, especially since 9-11 will probably lead to WWIII between radical Islam on one side and various radical infidels on the other. I figure we’re one dirty bomb away from that.

Teacher: “Billy, can you explain what caused World War III?”

Billy: “Some skank in a blue dress gave the president a hummer?”

Teacher: “Very good, Billy. For homework I would like the class to depict the scene using macaroni.”

-- Dilbert Blog

Just a reminder that we are going into the home stretch of the 2006 elections. There is even talk that they have Osama's head on ice for a nice October surprise. It promises to be an interesting month.

xXx