Didn't we already run Newt out of Congress

[monk222]

"I think there is a gay and secular fascism in this country that wants to impose its will on the rest of us, is prepared to use violence, to use harassment. I think it is prepared to use the government if it can get control of it. I think that it is a very dangerous threat to anybody who believes in traditional religion."

-- Newt Gingrich

And it's not like our Christian fundamentalists have shown the least interest in controlling government and imposing their beliefs on the rest of - oh, wait... Sorry about that. Back to your regularly scheduled programming. Here, have some Elvis: