![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
♠
Ok, so you might not think that blogging is a health hazard but it’s not so much the act of blogging itself that can cause health problems - it’s more to do with the fact that sitting for hours on end in front of your computer blogging or reading blogs, can play havoc with your health.
-- ProBlogger.net
But if I leave my computer the world could crash and die. The jihad could finally break through and end Western civiliztion as we know it. Christian fundamentalists might take over and turn us into the Church of Jesus. Or I could miss the newest celebrity sex tape.
I'm not like you. I'm not an ordinary person who can go about one's life carefree and at ease. I must man my command post! It is the life I chose so that you can go on with your lives. I have no regrets. I am here to serve.
xXx
Ok, so you might not think that blogging is a health hazard but it’s not so much the act of blogging itself that can cause health problems - it’s more to do with the fact that sitting for hours on end in front of your computer blogging or reading blogs, can play havoc with your health.
-- ProBlogger.net
But if I leave my computer the world could crash and die. The jihad could finally break through and end Western civiliztion as we know it. Christian fundamentalists might take over and turn us into the Church of Jesus. Or I could miss the newest celebrity sex tape.
I'm not like you. I'm not an ordinary person who can go about one's life carefree and at ease. I must man my command post! It is the life I chose so that you can go on with your lives. I have no regrets. I am here to serve.
